Pretend there is a bunch of text here linking to various social media outlets, threatening you with copyright infringement, corporate ownership notices, disclaimers, contact information for webmasters, advertising wonks, and all other manner of things you probably wouldn't read anyway. You know what song I really like? Africa by Toto. People always insist this song is really cheesy and stuff but whenever it comes on I sing along, and especially the part later in the song where the backing vocals come in where the guy sings in a really high register: "I bless the rains!" There are not many other songs I like from 1982, which is the same year that Eye of the Tiger came out but which I cannot take seriously. I suppose I am alright with Jack & Diane and Come on Eileen but mostly it was a fairly horrible year. By the way, everything on this website other than otherwise attributed is © 2016 The Dust Council, or whatever year it is, should I forget to update this here footer bit. You cannot find me on Facebook or Instagram or I'd link there in hopes that you would promote my content for me. If you use any content from this website in an unauthorized manner I hope you get pink eye or perhaps hemorrhoids but nothing too terrible. No corporation owns this website currently. I am not responsible for anything posted here especially if you disagree with it, or it makes you feel uncomfortable or enraged. You could contact the webmaster but I am too cheeky to give you the address. Ha ha. Advertising inquiries should go somewhere else and you should consider a different career if you'd actually like to advertise here, because, I mean, seriously. I truly hope this website wasn't a complete and total waste of time and that your day is pleasant, productive, and inspirational, regardless of how you feel about me or the site generally. Sure as Kilimanjaro Rises Like Olympus Above the Serengeti and stuff.